whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
