I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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