Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
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as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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