Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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