garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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