The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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