i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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