bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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