Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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