He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Blood and glitter go together right?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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