She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
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I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Shame is for Republicans.
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