Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
