so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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