He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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