she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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