i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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