is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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