You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Every concussion has its silver lining
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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