some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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