also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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