my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
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Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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