I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
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That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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