Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
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i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
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I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I have post one night stand depression
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