Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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