it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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