No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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