just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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