I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
someone owes me an orgasm
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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