We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
