Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
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If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
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I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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