big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Shame - the story of my life.
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