the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
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So much Jack, so little girl.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere