That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
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omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
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He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.