Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
As shirtless as possible
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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