I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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