My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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