she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
He felt like a one man threesome
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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