Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
We left the knife in your bed.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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