1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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