Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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