please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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