Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
