shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
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So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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