well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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