butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You smell like stripper and shame
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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