If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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