i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
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I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
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Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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