I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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