That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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