i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
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I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
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You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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