The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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