do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
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I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off