my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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