i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
