so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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